{"product_id":"freakbait-the-book","title":"FREAKBAiT: The Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eOver the past several decades, FREAKBAiT Inc. has been clandestinely recruiting the world’s top scientists, psychologists, engineers, and philosophers tasked with a single goal: creating the most potent, addictive, and authoritative media possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eStarting where MKULTRA left off, these brilliant researchers devoted their lives investigating and analyzing the human mind for this remarkable purpose. Backed by near unlimited funds from both the Pentagon and McDonalds Corporation (collectively known as “The Illuminati”), this revolutionary research enabled FREAKBAiT Inc. free reign to experiment completely disregarding pesky ethics committees or international laws. What was unearthed was comprehensively groundbreaking and revolutionary to human understanding of reality and concept of self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eAfter routinely and ritualistically executing everyone involved in the project - as is standard for any Illuminati enterprise - their cumulative endeavors were summarily distilled into a template framework of fundamental conceptual motifs and subtextual themes that underlie every important human idea ever conceived. These revelations and inventions were formulated within a distinct protocol codenamed FTI (“FUTUE TE IPSUM”) and assembled into a discrete archival document. After the program was concluded and all other evidence\/corpses were destroyed, the document remained in the sole possession of FREAKBAiT Inc. for decades.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eIn the early 90s, it was leaked to the general public in a heavily-redacted representative\/illustrative edition. In spite of this, six mass casualty events and one causality event transpired before the collection was forcefully recalled by worldwide government mandate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eThis collection would later be known as FREAKBAiT: The Book.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4490\/0149\/files\/PROMO_PANEL_1.png?v=1722397180\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOver\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etwo hundred and sixty pages\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of handmade high-grade hallucinogenic artzine featuring a collection of compositions, grotesque emissions, expositions, sex positions, exhibitions, psychedelic poetry, punk rock art, and who knows what else. Consider this an introductory communique from FREAKBAiT to the world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6 x 9 inches, 268 pages.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis product is made for adults.\u003cbr\u003eMeets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999\/44\/EC.\u003cbr\u003eFREAKBAiT MERCH STORE 3300 Broadway STE 502 Eureka CA 95501 UNITED STATES\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FREAKBAiT MERCH STORE","offers":[{"title":"SIGNED Hardcover","offer_id":49829323735349,"sku":"FREAKBAIT BOOK HC","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SIGNED Paperback","offer_id":49829323768117,"sku":"FREAKBAiT BOOK PB","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/4490\/0149\/files\/FREAKBAiT_THE_BOOK_PROMO_STORE.png?v=1781214338","url":"https:\/\/freakbait.store\/products\/freakbait-the-book","provider":"FREAKBAiT MERCH STORE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}